When I click the Play symbol on a video I pray real fast that it’s a youtube embedded and not a tumblr original upload that’ll I’ll have to wait until tomorrow before it’s loaded. 

• Me: *Wears fun thrift shop jacket*
• Dad: Are you going to wear that?
• Me: *tie-dyes tshirt*
• Dad: What happened to your shirt?
• Me: *Gets hair cut*
• Dad: What happened to your hair?